1st Mention of Our Stupidity

My friends and I have this odd tendency to act very stupidly sometimes. And by friends, I actually mean Dalia and Phoebe. I have a slight inkling that part of this is Judy's fault. It might just be a suspicion, but, she is after all the founder of Manly United and Ladypool....one of the weird founders anyway. (Her friends are super weird, too). Okay, so here's the deal: Manly United comprises of girls...as guys, and Ladypool comprises of guys...as girls. Makes sense? No? Well, maybe this might clear the fog:

1st EXAMPLE:
Dalia---->David (of Manly United)
"Gosh... She's David too? This world just can't get enough of us! Gosh..."

So she is known as David in Manly United. Lucky her. I mean, it's one of her favourite guy names, and she just might pass for a David... NOT to say that she looks like a guy of course.

2nd EXAMPLE:
Phoebe---->Phineas (also of Manly United)
"Weee...!" I've never watched 'Phineas and Ferb' before, but I think that Phineas is the one with the orange-red hair. After all, Phoebe does love orange...

I just L-O-V-E this one! Not half because it is such a weird name that sounds so sneery and old, but because they have succeessfully plastered an old and sneery name onto Phoebe. Who is not like that at all. At all. I really mean it. I mean, she is just like the perfect opposite of sneery and, of course, old. (Because if she's old, then I am too, and I'm not). Of course, the Phineas from 'Phineas and Ferb' isn't sneery or old... I was pretty much thinking along the lines of Phineas Nigellus from Harry Potter.

3rd EXAMPLE:
Darren---->Daisy(of Ladypool)

Dainty little daisy, so pretty and so fair,

How could you two ever be compared?

You are so white, and so lovely,

Whereas he just reminds me of Donald and Goofy.

Yes, this Darren is a real, living, breathing and existing guy, and yes, they renamed him. *sigh* Honestly, this one reallly just creeps me out, even though it's kind of fun to see when they taunt him. *note evil expression* I have only seen this guy twice before, and he is definitely NOT a daisy. The first time I saw him, he wasn't really that tall for a guy, had one of his arms in a sling (I forget which arm), and had this thing for kicking other people. The second time I saw him, he was still not that tall for a guy, and pretty much had not changed at all, except he was now (Darren minus sling)=(Slingless-Darren)=(Still-Not-A-Daisy). Truthfully, he reminds me a whole lot more of Donald duck and Goofy. I heard he's grown much taller since last we met, which only adds to the horror of imagining him in a dress....Ugh! *shudder*

4th EXAMPLE:
Ben----> Barbie
"...when life is plastic, it's fantastic.."

Fantastic??? Whaat! Okay, so this is another guy I only practically know by sight. The only time I saw him, was at Cynthia's birthday party. He's of okay height, with dyed hair and glasses. At that time, he wore shuffle pants with those reflector things on them. Well, since Judy was there too, she and Cynthia decided to give him a name, and (ha, ha..) they decided on Barbie. Never have I seen a guy that can carry off the name Barbie, and he is one of those guys. Otherwise, it would be just too weird, not to mention oh, so sad... And funnily enough, on Cynthia's birthday cake was... a big image of Barbie! (and on either side of the said Barbie was a small flower... daisies, maybe?) one can only imagine how they laughed their heads off when thay saw this. And together, with tiny s'sword-for-cutting-cake' in hand, they proceeded to blind Barbie, decapitate her, and give her religion. Of course, all this was done to the Barbie on the cake. The other Barbie is still alive and well. As well as a guy who bears the name 'Barbie' can be anyway...

5th EXAMPLE:
Joan---->John---->Josh (reluctantly of Manly United)

Last but not least, myself. The creative juices of my sister's brain seem to have pretty much eveporated by this time, and so, I received rather flat changes to my name...but, re-reading the above, I actually think that I have been blessed.

[Just so you know, my sister is also the person who thought up, created, and invented many a hilarious persona, such as the Korean, Pak Jik-Tau, which, of course, means 'basking in the sun' in Hokkien. *sigh of long suffering*]


Anywho... my real purpose in writing this is to tell the tale of the Quat Clibe, and their valiant, hyperactive queen, Nonnen Quat. this all started when I told a story, which I do not plan to recount here. The point is, we started creating tribes and clans, and clibes...you get the picture. Even Darren was King of the One-armed Tribe for awhile, (while the sling lasted). well, we married Phoebe, a.k.a Nonnen Quat, off to Lord Farquat - the short, weird guy from the orignal Srek movie - and gave her a kingdom to rule over, complete with a tangy brother-in-law by the name of Kumquat. Yes, like the fruit.

Do you see me laughing?? Ha ha ha... !!


Then, there was Dalia, a.k.a Bappen Bafoonina Bappalappashamalamadingdong, (whom we all just used to call Bappen fo the sake of convenience), queen of the Tauhu Clan. She is the tyrant of her clan, having murdered her husband, King Toufu, hardly into the first day of their deadly union, by letting him slip from the second storey of our school to his doom. She is also famously known as the Tauge, who enables the continuing existance of Tauhu. (Of course, the name only means 'bean sprout' in Hokkien).

I do not like what I am about to do right now... But I have to do it for the sake of retaining my friendships and not be called a chicken.

I too have a tribe.... (T.T) - you see me crying Dalia??? It better be on your conscience otherwise you are sooo... not-a-good-person! (I am hopping that you feel really bad) Going on with my self-proclaimed bravery, it is called... the tribe of the...

On the upside, at least I'm cute.